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It is illegal to practice the profession of charlantry.
A man may be imprisoned for wearing a skirt.

Anyone not flushing a public toilet may receive a large fine.
A person convicted of littering three times, will have to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a sign saying “I am a litter lout.”
Relieving yourself in an elevator is particularly forbidden.

Prostitution is legal but using the services of a prostitute is illegal. Must make trade rather difficult!

Traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists.

After 10 P.M. a man may not relieve himself while standing up.
It is perfectly legal to drink absinth (a type of alcohol), but it is illegal to produce, store or sell it.

All taxi cabs must carry a bale of hay in the trunk.

In Victoria only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
In Victoria it is illegal to wear pink pants after midday on a Sunday.

In Toronto it is illegal to drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday.
Teenagers must not walk down main street in Fort Qu’Appelle with their shoes untied.
Swear in French has been outlawed in Montréal.
The owner of a can be fined if he cannot provide “proper accommodation” for any guest with a horse.

It is illegal to go to college unless you are intelligent.
Rescuing a drowning person is not allowed as it would be interfering with their fate.

Attempting to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if caught, the person must serve out the remainder of his term.